Sunday, July 20, 2014

(Source: durbikins)

Sunday, July 13, 2014



tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

Monday, July 7, 2014



this summers blockbuster: a dirty sweaty 4channer infiltrates tumblr as a fake sjw blog to gain trust, but as time goes by he realizes that by pretending to be nice, other people treat him decently. having accepted the ultimate meme into his life, he renounces his former ways and becomes a valued member if his society and community……. until 4chan calls him back to action, and he must make a choice that will change his life forever….:

the man4chanian candidate

(Source: morclinsolus)

Saturday, July 5, 2014





I think this prank is predicated on the idea that a tampon is some weird gross useless item that no one could POSSIBLY find a use for?

like, it’s the kind of prank that only a 4channer could come up with because you have to literally forget that non-cartoon vaginas exist and half of all people have them

these guys do realise that these are tampons that have not been used right? you are literally just posting minor domestic healthcare supplies to a blogging sites support staff.

Presumably everyone at Tumblr with a womb will be like, “hey, score!”

Glasgow Tumblr/Twitter/fandom meetup TONIGHT! (Saturday July 5)

WHEN: 8pm, Saturday July 5, 2014.

WHERE: Mono, 12 Kings Court, Glasgow.

Mono is a cool vegetarian cafe/bar, not too loud. Closest train stations: Argyle Street & Glasgow Central. 

WHO: Tumblr people! Fandom people! People from the Internet! This is a chance to meet up and hang out IRL. 

I organized one of these a few months ago, and it went pretty well. :) A couple of us will already know each other, but I expect most will be strangers, so don’t worry if you don’t know anyone already. You can always bring someone along if you feel nervous!

Sunday, June 29, 2014




jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

Tumblr: gateway to great literature.

Friday, June 27, 2014


doctors HATE her! local farmer puts one of her apples at the hospital entrance every day. the doctors can’t enter. the city is without medical care. patients are dying

Thursday, June 26, 2014

tumblr mobile


tumblr mobile

(Source: ferror)

Wednesday, June 25, 2014


when i die i want teen wolf executive producer jeff davis to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time

Tuesday, June 24, 2014