star trek nemesis just looks so DISCO
cyberrubis asked: the fact that you didn't mention before that you saw Locke in London left me flabbergasted! I do understand that your priority lied with your unconditional love for Tilda/TomHiddles and goth lyfe~ But omission of Tom Hardy feels like a betrayal towards your poor ol' Inception fandom, RIGHT? Please rectify it by showering us, mere peasants who don't have chance to see it yet, with your tender thoughts on the film, PLEASE *Hiddles eyes* (coz i know you dislike puppies)
well, tbh locke hasn’t had much lasting impact on me, other than confirming my belief that tom hardy is an unbelievably talented actor. it’s quite a “small” film: basically personal/family drama about an ordinary guy, told entirely through phone calls he makes while driving his car across england one night. the whole thing takes place inside tom hardy’s car and it’s very gripping, but there’s not really much to say other than that he’s very good? it’s best to go in knowing as little as possible about the actual storyline because the entire point of the movie is the way small aspects of his life reveal themselves during the phone conversations. it includes voices from tom holland, olivia colman, andrew scott (AKA moriarty from bbc sherlock) and ruth wilson, if that’s any help.
Aja: what would we even do if tom hardy was james bond tho
me: sit in the back of the cinema and cry
Aja: every night. three times a night
me: end up getting fired because work is getting in the way of watching tom hardy be james bond
Aja: end up getting kicked out of wireless cafes bc streaming tom hardy movies
Aja: end up holding a street sign telling people ‘will work for james bond movie ticket’
Aja: MY FUTURE, I SEE IT
hellotailor: should we be kickstarting aja’s therapy bill for if/when tom hardy isn’t cast as james bond, or…
hellotailor: i want tom hardy to be james bond AND james bond’s love interest
Aja: and 007’s hated archrival with whom he has steamy homoerotic tension, thus making 007’s love interest, also tom hardy, incredibly jealous
Inception: The Cast’s Weirdest Dreams
Oldie, but goodie. Re-posting because they’re all hilarious (especially Ellen and Marion’s answers,) and also for Tom Hardy dreaming of JGL as Spock because it’s perfect.
"I’m in this 8-by-8-foot cell, and the walls are painted off-white, and there’s a cot in one corner. There’s a steel door on one wall, and on the opposite wall there’s one tiny window, way up high. If I jump up, I can see that it looks out over the water, with no land in sight. I’m there for what feels like hours, and suddenly I hear someone approaching. The footsteps get closer and closer, until they stop right outside the door. A food slot in the bottom of the door opens up, and a tray slides in, but instead of food, it’s got a suit on it, and a fake mustache. A window in the door slides open, and there’s Marty Scorsese, with this crazy grin on his face. ‘Time to make another movie, Leo,’ he says. ‘This time you’re a claims adjuster who gets mixed up with the Chinese Triads.’ Then he closes the window and I hear him walking away. I try to put on the suit, but all the pant legs and shirt cuffs have been sewn shut. Then I wake up."
OMG Marion! LOL
Also JGL would make the best Spock and you know it. Look at dem ears.
i love how some of them are like, attempting to stay on-topic and market the film with their fake dreams, but marion cotillard is just like, “let me tell you about egg mcmuffins.”