Monday, June 30, 2014

everybody just go to therapy already

morgan-leigh:

morgan: clearly Thor is the most functional Avenger
by like
a factor of twenty

charlotte: just so ahead of everyone else
"i am an alcoholic sex addict with PTSD."
"i have very severe anger management issues. i literally turn into a rage monster."
"i am a super spy who has been severely fucked over in the past! my most functional relationships are with people i kill other people with or for!"
"i was possessed by loki and killed lots of my workmates. in my day to day life, i kill people."
"my body was totally remade so that i could kill people in war. then i fell asleep for 70 years and woke up and everyone i knew was dead or dying, except my best friend who has been turned into a mindwashed assassin."
"… my dad’s kind of a dick?!"
it’s a different degree of magnitude

morgan: “my brother tried to kill me one time, and also killed a bunch of other people? I have a really cool girlfriend though.”

Monday, June 23, 2014

sexy-salmon-loki:

I love when people treat Loki like a bag of evil potatoes

(Source: unnecessaryhorns)

Thursday, May 29, 2014

reyesrobbies:

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letra bledsoe has her priorities right

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Anonymous said: could you write something where bucky can pick up thor's hammer please? thanks!

bonesbuckleup:

"Here, you dropped this," Bucky says, holding out the hammer.

The room goes deathly silent, all eyes trained on him.  ”How are you doing that?” Tony says, the first to break, looking around from face to face wildly.  ”How are you - how is he doing that?”

"Uh," says Bucky.  He looks down.  He’s not even holding it with the metal hand.  "With my hand?"

Thor starts advancing on him, and Bucky falls back a step, but not before he sets the hammer gingerly on the ground.  Sam, as Steve is not present, steps cleanly between the two, hands raised in a placating gesture.  ”Look, if he’s broken some sort of Asgardian thing, some sort of tradition or law with other people’s weapons, you can’t be mad at him, I’ve done it too,” he says, bends down, and picks up the hammer.  It isn’t even that heavy.  ”See?  And Steve moves it when he’s cleaning, I’ve seen him do it.  

Thor stops in his tracks, and is suddenly laughing so hard he has to support his weight on his knees.  ”What?” Bucky asks.  ”What’s so funny?”

In the background, Tony kicks the wall and swears.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

flatbear:

nerdyspock:

How Captain America: The Winter Soldier should have ended. After after credits super secret scene.

GROSSEST OF SOBBING

(Source: turianbatman)

Sunday, May 4, 2014

abnormuhl:

homovikings:

i’m laughing so hard at how advanced technology is in asgard

the reason thor was disoriented on midgard when he got sent down was because that shit was too basic for him, he was thrown for a loop

#travel back to stone age #fail at using a flint #get dubbed as stupid by all the cavemen

Sunday, April 27, 2014

seaofolives:

Tom and Chris moments in Thor: The Dark World gag reel → Campy Chris

And Nat Portman looking reeeally, really awkward in the background.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

reichenbach-rising:

brodinsons:

THOR GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

I like the idea of Loki’s bedroom literally being a frozen wasteland where it’s always night time, while Thor’s room is just a normal place with a hat rack and some scarves. Loki is So Goth.

(Source: v322321)

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Loki fanvid to “Let it Go” from Frozen.

THIS. IS. GENIUS. I can’t stop laughing. PLEASE WATCH THIS PERFECT FANVID, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.