Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Sunday, December 1, 2013
ladyspasticat asked: Anatomy of a Fall was the only Teen Wolf fic I've ever read. Its greatness will be the stuff of legends. So great that I shall never ever read another Teen Wolf fic lest I taint its memory.
it’s the only teen wolf fic anyone ever needs to read. #ART
Anonymous asked: Could you maybe give me a brief summary of what Anatomy of a Fall was about? I think I read it before, but I'm not sure...
you definitely have not read it because it was uploaded and deleted within a single day. only we lucky few were ever able to experience it. farewell, Best Fic Ever. you inspired so much discussion and fanart just in those few short hours.
(nb “anatomy of a fall” is also the title of an enormously popular bandom fic, which is meant to be amazing but i haven’t read it because i’m not into bandom. maybe you were thinking of that?)
Saturday, November 30, 2013
future generations will wonder if Anatomy of a Fall even existed, or if it was a government thought-seeding experiment
queerly_it_is, on the rise and subsequent disappearance of Anatomy of a Fall, Teen Wolf fandom’s best ever fanfic.
THE ANATOMY OF A FALL
Seven words of pure captivating genius, the anatomy of a fall is a true greatness in fanfiction. With a great lacking of fanfiction for the teem fandom, this fic is a landmark and a turning point. The characterisations of Scott, Stiles and Tony are flawless, the tone of the fic is amazing and it keeps you guessing till the very end. All in all a fantastic read. 10/10 would read again.
Reviews from members of the evergrowing teem fandom:
The most beautiful Scott/Stiles fic […] brought a tear to my eye tbh - whittenomore
It is a masterpiece - tylersunshineposey
I’ve reread it five times and it’s just as good as the first. That’s rare in a fic - queerly-it-is
Better than anything I could write - Jeff Davis
"Words: 7" I mean how many more do you need really - neptunepirate
This fic has been a revelation. Words cannot describe how touch I feel right now
incredible. i can’t believe there’s fanart for this masterpiece already. a fantastic depiction of scott and stiles’ bamboo leaf pants by obrozey, too.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
"I’ve reread it five times and it’s just as good as the first. That’s rare in a fic. It has achieved in 7 words what it took Tolstoy 587k to do." — queery_it_is
"i’m crying over everything about that fic" — hydrae
"Exclusive: bbbbe. ca e rful is revealed as the 3C tagline for Teen Wolf" — obroseys
"what just happened" — marielikestodraw
Monday, November 25, 2013
don’t do drugs kids
what if teen wolf is just a coked-out fantasy?
The series ends with Derek sneezing uncontrollably somewhere in a New York nightclub, hooking up with a dude, and then letting Laura kick him out in the morning while Derek nurses his hangover.
"Good night, bro?"
Derek stares into his coffee like it holds the secrets of the universe. “Have you ever thought you might be a werewolf?”
Laura kicks the leg of his chair when she sits down opposite, finishing off the pot. “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, stop taking shit from people you don’t know.”
"You’re not my real mom," Derek gripes, wincing when she laughs.
"Suck it up," Laura says, stealing his coffee. "At least that guy was cute."
"I thought he was magical," Derek moans into his clammy, morning-after hands.
NAT IS THE GREATEST HUMAN.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Name that actor from random film you are watching game:
Papa Stilinski (Linden Ashby) is hunting some Zombies in Resident Evil: Extinction
My kingdom for an AU where Papa Stilinski just has his own side adventures like Abed in Community: This week on Teen Wolf Derek is brooding in the dark and Scott is Learning To Be An Alpha, meanwhile in the background Sheriff S is just quietly taking care of Beacon Hills’ Yeti infestation.
He lures them out with chicken fingers, it’s a long story, the kids’d probably think it’s boring.
I’d be so invested in the Hot Dads version of Teen Wolf. Preferably an AU where Victoria Argent is still alive, becuase Chris Argent/Victoria Argent is basically the only pairing I’m invested in in Teen Wolf.
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Back at the end of s2 at some point, Raya asked me what I thought Teen Wolf would be like if the show took place a year after the fire, rather than six. My first thought was THAT WOULD BE ADORABLE but then my second thought was NO WAIT THAT’D BE HORRIBLE. Genuinely traumatizing things happen to them as is, so imagine how awful it’d be to a bunch of 11-12 year olds and a maybe-16/17 year old. I’d totally watch it.
I don’t remember anything about being 11/12, so?? ALL I KNOW IS THEY’D BE TINY. I actually have a whole line up of sketches of the kids as uh, kids, but Stiles and Allison were the only ones I liked the result of so shhh.
Made myself sad when I realized Stiles’ mom is potentially in the process of dying at that point too. \o/ Awesome.
Anonymous asked: thinking about it p. sure only stiles (who wears graphic tees) and isaac (who wears cardigans) wears something other than henleys and leather jackets :I at least the girl's wardrobe has diversity...
yeah, i always find the men’s costumes in teen wolf to be kinda lol, because almost EVERYONE is wearing very, very, very similar outfits. all the “adult” guys have the EXACT same wardrobe (except gerard, who is ~old, and the obviously the sheriff and his uniform), and scott is almost dressing like them now. it’s just this vast acreage of dark-coloured henley shirts, plain dark tight t-shirts, leather jackets, the occasional tight sweater, and casual jeans. stiles is still a bit more t-shirty and plaid-wearing, and isaac has his knitwear thing. but otherwise: lol. not that i’d want to disparage the costume designer or anything. allison and lydia have really great, individual styles, and i think most of the reason for the uniformity of the male characters is down to making them look “hot” and “normal”, and because there are SO MANY mid-level american TV shows where every single guy dresses like that. SO MANY.
New cast photos for the new season!
BREAKING NEWS DEREK HALE USES STAIRS FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN LEAPING OVER OR BEING CHUCKED DOWN
OMFG will Derek overcome his fear of stairs?? TUNE IN NEXT SEASON TO FIND OUT.