Monday, October 29, 2012
mandypage:

beekel:

Here’s the complete Sexy Beethoven costume

Symphony No. 69

mandypage:

beekel:

Here’s the complete Sexy Beethoven costume

Symphony No. 69

Friday, October 26, 2012

221poisonedtea:

h3rring:

lovelynobody00:

fucknosexisthalloweencostumes:

Sherlock Holmes

FINE THEN

FYSS wants to reblog this so badly, you’ve no idea.

omfg i almost choked on my coffee

(Source: fucknosexistcostumes)

Monday, October 1, 2012

jhameia:

pluckypalaeontologist:

stephendann:

sharpestrose:

pluckypalaeontologist:

pumpernipple:

snazzysnafu:

you thought I was kidding

I wasn’t

gotta go sexy fast

that sexy lorax is making my life

#HELP I AM#AUTHENTICALLY CHARMED???#BLAH BLAH PROBLEMATIC BLAH BLAH#THEY’RE JUST SO BAD#THAT I KIND OF LOVE THEM#SEXY DINOSAURS: KIND OF LIKE TWILIGHT

I think the thing I love about them most is that literally not a single one of them is remotely sexy. Like, okay, I’ve literally written lorax-pastiche fisting (because I love Bethy and want her to be happy), and my dash REGULARLY has pony- and puppet-themed smut (thnx Dirk), so it’s not the subject matter that’s the problem here. It’s that these are extremely silly outfits that are neither funny enough to be amusing (except in the ways that they end up being so) nor sexy enough to be hot. 



Wait. Under standard heteronormative assumptions… these are costumes that are supposed to be arousing for me?

Seriously?

Um. Hey, listen, uh, costume designers?  Look.  Don’t want to harsh your mellow or anything, but… WHAT THE FUCK MAN? I clocked up hundreds of sonic the hedgehog gameplay hours without thinking “If only my girlfriend would dress up as him”.  The Lorax? Seriously? I speak for the awkward erections?  And what the fuck is that dinosaur?

Ernie and Bert? Sexy Ernie and Bert?  I mean, really? Sexy you could do…WITHOUT THE DECAPITATED SKULLS OF THE FALLEN HEROES OF SESAME STREET.  All I see is a murdered muppet being worn as a trophy skin AND THAT’S FREAKING BONER KILLER.

To the special hell reserved for people who talk in cinemas with you costume designers. 

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH I WILL HEAR NOTHING AGAINST SEXY DINOSAUR IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL

Also I feel the decapitated heads make the costumes.  They are scantily clad WARRIORS, OKAY.

I can get into “scantily clad warriors” but what about that corn tho

Saturday, September 22, 2012

samjohnssonvt:

kateordie:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

“La Reina Del Salon” – Juanmi Márquez Photography
 

Oh.

thoughts. I had them.

Thursday, May 3, 2012
"I love these photos because they combine the horrors of "sexy" 1970s fashion (Will the "sexy" fashions of now look this bad in 40 years? Probably.) with the sort of glorious, idiotic ingenuity one finds in the all the most fun parts of geek fandom." — from Medieval armour made from rubber inner-tubes, “sexy” 1970s sci-fi convention fashions, vintage crime-scene photographs, and more.

"I love these photos because they combine the horrors of "sexy" 1970s fashion (Will the "sexy" fashions of now look this bad in 40 years? Probably.) with the sort of glorious, idiotic ingenuity one finds in the all the most fun parts of geek fandom." — from Medieval armour made from rubber inner-tubes, “sexy” 1970s sci-fi convention fashions, vintage crime-scene photographs, and more.

Monday, September 26, 2011
OK, fine.

OK, fine.

Sunday, May 15, 2011
JUST HANGING OUT. Oh you sexy thing.

JUST HANGING OUT. Oh you sexy thing.