Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Anonymous asked: is that actually true or are you making shit up

grimelords:

think about it this way: can you imagine a human being actually spending their time making trance music? of course not. it’s computer.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014
omgplants:

indefenseofplants:

There are no words for how happy this makes me. 

This is what actually happens when we aren’t looking.

omgplants:

indefenseofplants:

There are no words for how happy this makes me. 

This is what actually happens when we aren’t looking.

Friday, April 4, 2014
queerly-it-is:

science

queerly-it-is:

science

Monday, March 24, 2014
sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

(Source: alessandromancodogphotographer)

Saturday, March 22, 2014

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

Friday, March 21, 2014

chrisnolansscarf:

chrisnolansscarf:

I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies. 

but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

astrodidact:

astrodidact:

Stanford Professor Andrei Linde Celebrates!!

Not gonna lie, got a little choked up when he first found out. To spend your whole life on something and for it to come together…amazing. We are alive during a wonderful time in the field of Cosmology, Particle Physics, and the like. Just trying to take it all in….

http://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-theorist-andrei-linde-hears-bicep2-news-2014-3

I hope a lot of you have watched this given the news today! Seriously, this made my day. 

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

(Source: livefromearth)

Thursday, February 27, 2014
davediddlystrider:

anothercrookedsmile:

Trippy ice effect after a flood.

The terrain glitched

davediddlystrider:

anothercrookedsmile:

Trippy ice effect after a flood.

The terrain glitched