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The only real problem I had with Secret Avengers was Natasha’s painted-on suit. I haven’t read superhero comics since I was in highschool, and I’d kind of forgotten how Hawkeye Initiative the costumes can get — even when the characters are just standing around talking. Like, have you met boobs? Boobs don’t just stand around like two separate water balloons duct-taped to your chest, not unless you’ve specifically tailored your catsuit to encase each breast separately in its own boob-pod. Which would be kind of an unusual choice, tactically speaking, for someone who has to scale walls and kick people in the face on a regular basis. — Secret Avengers #1, at Hello, Tailor.

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Scarlett Johansson decks it in Glasgow.

I should’ve gone to Nice’N’Sleazy’s last night and made friends with ScarJo. ALSO, I’m LOLing if this film is actually SET in Glasgow? Because apparently she’s playing a man-eating alien who picks dudes up by falling over in front of them or something, But if a lady in a crappy fur jacket fell over in Argyle Street then everyone nearby would probably just be like “LOL” and then maybe a junkie would trip over her.

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i just found out that scarlett johansson is filming in glasgow right now.

I WAS PRACTICALLY ROUND THE CORNER FROM HER, AND NEVER KNEW. SHE WENT TO NICE’N’SLEAZY’S, FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!

Black Widowwww. ;___;

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My favourite genre by far is dystopic sci-fi/action movies, meaning that I got near-equal quantities of entertainment from the baffling cinematic fart that is The Spirit as I did from Children Of Men. (Seriously, ask me about The Spirit sometime. It has a bellydancer/Nazi/dentistry scene that you would not believe.) My point is, you could not pay me to watch a three-star movie about some guy angsting over his divorce from Kate Hudson, but a three-star movie where the exact same guy duels a malfunctioning android in a city made entirely from neon striplighting and concrete rubble? I’m sold. — Hello, Tailor: The new Judge Dredd movie is a great chick-flick.

My favourite genre by far is dystopic sci-fi/action movies, meaning that I got near-equal quantities of entertainment from the baffling cinematic fart that is The Spirit as I did from Children Of Men. (Seriously, ask me about The Spirit sometime. It has a bellydancer/Nazi/dentistry scene that you would not believe.) My point is, you could not pay me to watch a three-star movie about some guy angsting over his divorce from Kate Hudson, but a three-star movie where the exact same guy duels a malfunctioning android in a city made entirely from neon striplighting and concrete rubble? I’m sold. — Hello, Tailor: The new Judge Dredd movie is a great chick-flick.

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Scarlett Johansson puts Extra’s interviewer in his place after he asks: Were you able to wear undergarments [under your suit]?

Scarlett #1

Actresses are asked such INANE, bullshit, “sexy” questions by male interviewers, thank god she actually calls them out

I love how Jeremy is just cracking up the entire time.

His face in the first one.  It’s just so… “Oh god, you are in for it now.  I’m just gonna look at my hands while she tears you open.”

The only tiny balm in this instance is that Andrew Garfield is getting asked this question A LOT re: Spider-Man. BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH. CAN’T YOU GUYS ASK SCARJO SOME REAL QUESTIONS?? SHE’S TOO AWESOME FOR THIS SHIT!

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Robert Downey Jr. & Scarlet Johansson make magic: When Timothy White photographed the Iron Man 2 pair in New York City for our annual summer movie preview, he found they were like a pair of dancers who moved together flawlessly — usually with Downey leading. “He’ll strike a pose and do something that allows her to play off him without trying to steal the show,” White says.

HAHA THIS PHOTO IS TERRIBLE p.s. check out RDJ’s sweet high heeled sneakers! (sorry i am robsessed with RDJ’s sweet high-heeled sneakers.)

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Robert Downey Jr. & Scarlet Johansson make magic: When Timothy White photographed the Iron Man 2 pair in New York City for our annual summer movie preview, he found they were like a pair of dancers who moved together flawlessly — usually with Downey leading. “He’ll strike a pose and do something that allows her to play off him without trying to steal the show,” White says.

HAHA THIS PHOTO IS TERRIBLE p.s. check out RDJ’s sweet high heeled sneakers! (sorry i am robsessed with RDJ’s sweet high-heeled sneakers.)

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