Posts tagged omg
Posts tagged omg
Everyone can stop sharpening their NBC-executive cooking utensils.
Thank the sweet succulent lords.
Oh, good. Now, while we wait for season two, can we fannibals get up a petition to allow lung to be sold in the US. Of all offal to not be allowed, why lung, seriously. I want to be able to make German lung soup, among other things. WE NEED THIS FOR PURPOSES OF RECREATING THE RECIPES. Let’s get on that, fandom.
is there a community of people who attempt to recreat non-human version of hannibal’s recipes? PLEASE TELL ME YES. I NEED TO KNOW. HANNIBAL COOKERY BLOGS KTHXBI.
ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re aroused. The myth that the vagina is tighter when you’re a virgin is caused by 2 things
1) cis men love the idea of “ruining” a woman’s body (as shown by porn) and they get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking that after having sex with a woman, she will never be the same again.
2) women are more anxious during their first time, which results in them being less sexually aroused and their vagina being more contracted.
if your have kids young enough, your vagina will literally return to it’s previous tightness. That’s how elastic it is. There is no way your vagina becomes “looser after having sex with lots of men”. that’s just slut shame-y bullshit.
Men who brag about shit like “her pussy was tight as hell for me. I ruined that pussy” are just bragging about the fact that they couldnt sexually arouse her enough for her to loosen enough. Which means they are awful at sex. They are bragging about being fucking awful at sex.
The only time your vagina becomes looser is with age and after multiple births.
Anyone who tell you differently is dumb.
Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza
San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.
See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.
I almost forgot that pranks could be funny.
Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE
I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.
A group of super heroes fights against aliens coming down from the sky in endless waves.
They were playing Galaga. They thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.
Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton joke around at the Cannes Film Festival.
realistic reaction to Tom Hiddleston’s flattery
HELP. THIS IS AGONY. OH MY GODDDDDDDDD.
Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x)
“We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”
THE RETURN OF VULCANBERG EISENCRUSH
Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy “King Arthur” premiere June 18 (2004)
you know what i need
hannibal gag reel
imagine the beauty oh my fuck
bryan fuller pls
FUN FACT FULLER HAS ALREADY RESPONDED TO REQUESTS FOR A GAG REEL WITH “WE HAVE A GREAT ONE” SO YEAH THAT IS A THING THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS
my life is a dark void of emptiness until I have the Blu-ray in my hands