Monday, September 1, 2014

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

Sunday, August 31, 2014

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

Saturday, August 30, 2014

scrapedknees:

maggie—hart:

rust cohle on tumblr

Friday, August 29, 2014
realjunkstory:

Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.

realjunkstory:

Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.

Thursday, August 28, 2014
The longer she spent [writing her story], the more she admired it. The part, in particular, where Tan Coul is wounded in the shoulder and Hero has to dress the wound. She strips off Tan Coul’s armor and sees “the smooth, powerful muscles rippling under the silken skin of his back.” Wonderful! Polly went around whispering it admiringly to herself. “The silken skin of his back!”

Dear Polly,
Tom wishes you, for some reason I can’t understand, to consider the human back. He says there are many other matters you should consider too, but that was a particularly glaring example. He invites you, he says, to walk along a beach this summer and watch the male citizens there sunning themselves. There you will see backs - backs stringy, backs bulging, and backs with ingrained dirt. You will find, he says, yellow skin, blackheads, pimples, enlarged pores and tufts of hair. This is making me ill, but Tom says go on. Peeling sunburn, warts, boils, moles, midge bites and floppy rolls of skin. Even a back without these blemishes, he claims, seldom or never ripples, unless with gooseflesh. In fact, he defies you to find an inch of silk or a single powerful muscle in any hundred yards of average sunbathers. I hope you know what all this is about, because I don’t. I think you should stay away from the seaside, if you can.
Yours ever,
Sam

Diana Wynne Jones, Fire and Hemlock

So true to life.

(via sabrinawrites)

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ultrafacts:

psychotic-hell:

ultrafacts:

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This is beautiful

ultrafacts:

psychotic-hell:

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This is beautiful

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spooksthebun:

pictured: neil cicierega just completely fucking killing it

greedydancer:

the-dyad-group:

What a lot of people don’t know is that in Britain after tv shows end there are surges in demand for power as everyone switches on their kettles. This is an actual real thing that happens and this is what happened last night after the Great British Bake Off

And sometimes the tv pickup power surge even requires borrowing power from France via underwater cables under the Channel!

greedydancer:

the-dyad-group:

What a lot of people don’t know is that in Britain after tv shows end there are surges in demand for power as everyone switches on their kettles. This is an actual real thing that happens and this is what happened last night after the Great British Bake Off

And sometimes the tv pickup power surge even requires borrowing power from France via underwater cables under the Channel!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

chanelleberlin:

lamefuckboy:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

WELL THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN

Laughing because it’s funny, but also because I feel like nothing has ever illustrated why I hate Snape so clearly.