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Scott and Stiles’ party scene is extremely important because SHANTAL RHODES. She and Heather are awesome, and have one of those rare teen TV show sex talks that bridges the gap between “ridiculous sex fantasy” and “actually kinda realistic”. Too bad Heather immediately gets punished, horror movie style, for wanting to lose her virginity. Out the window she goes! Interesting fact: this is actually what happens if you break your Silver Ring Thing chastity pledge. Invisible demons show up, fling broken glass at you, and drag you directly to Hell. NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. — Teen Wolf: Chaos Rising at HelloTailor.

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holywatersupersoakers asked: Sorry, what is House of Leaves about?

It’s sort of difficult to explain but the main “story” is split into two: 1) the tale of a young man (Johnny Truant, a tattoo artist in LA) who finds a collection of notebooks in the house of a man who recently died. and 2) the story contained in those notebooks.

in fact, the notebooks make up a book of academic criticism, concerning a documentary called “The Navidson Record”, which was the account of a photographer who moves with his family to a small house in rural Virginia. after a while, he begins to realise that there is something wrong with the house — a new room has appeared in between two other rooms, and the measurements of the inside of the house are slightly bigger than the outside. he calls in various architects and engineers to try and figure out what’s going on, but eventually it becomes clear that the house contains some kind of vast, unexplained darkness that appears and disappears at will. so eventually, he has to take a look inside. the whole thing is soaked in this intense feeling of dread, because you KNOW that an exploration like this will end in disaster — even though the story is being told third-hand, from the perspective someone analysing the documentary he made about his experiences (and the other critical and cultural responses to that documentary).

it’s fascinating because this academic book is written in this absolutely dry style, full of footnotes. and Johnny Truant’s real life is written in diary format in extra footnotes to THAT. also, this found-footage style movie, The Navidson Record, never actually existed. Johnny Truant can find no record of it ever having been filmed, yet here is this completely reasonable-sounding academic analysis of it, citing hundreds of equally sane-sounding sources. i haven’t reached the end yet, but honestly the whole book so far is fucking terrifying. the story of what happens in the Navidson House is already frightening enough, even without Johnny Truant’s considerably more “human” side-notes slowly trailing off into madness.

another thing about House of Leaves is that it’s written in a pretty unusual style — sometimes a page will only contain a couple of words, or paragraphs will be split into fragments. some parts have been censored or are missing, and there are pages and pages of notes and photographs and poems at the end. it’s not just a matter of an unreliable narrator, as much as EVERYTHING is completely unreliable. i guess the style is similar to that of tristram shandy? but tristram shandy is generally regarded to be pretty unreadable, i think (i haven’t read it), whereas House of Leaves is INCREDIBLY readable. like, i got it out of the library 3 days ago and am already over halfway through — and it’s a pretty big book. maybe it’s because i just don’t read much horror, but i find it absolutely terrifying, to the extent that i can only read it during daylight hours, and usually only if i’m not alone.

if i were to compare it to anything, it’d be the infamously terrifying short manga “the enigma of the amigara fault”, which touches on similar themes: people going out of their way to investigate a dark and ominous mystery, despite all the obvious signs warning them to stay far away. although i suppose that counts for most horror stories, really. “don’t go near the castle.”

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My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss

This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.

My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.

“Arranged by Accident”

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Reporting from , the doomed TED conference taking place on the island from The Wicker Man.

In its 29-year history, TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design) has shared “ideas worth spreading” through two annual conferences, a robust online archive of TED Talks, and a series of independently organized TEDx events at cities around the world.

And now it seems there’s even a TED conference taking place in a completely fictional location. 

TEDxSummerisle appeared on Twitter last week, alongside a Tumblr account promoting the Summerisle TED conference. Since Summerisle is the imaginary Scottish island depicted in 1973 horror movie The Wicker Man, it’s not entirely surprising that it doesn’t appear on the official TED website.

At first, the TEDxSummerisle Twitter and Tumblr accounts seemed like a charmingly weird one-shot parody of TED culture. Both accounts were mostly inactive until March 15, at which point they began promoting the conference taking place on March 20—the spring equinox, as celebrated by the “real” inhabitants of Summerisle in The Wicker Man. TEDxSummerisle’s Tumblr even posted a worryingly real-sounding conference schedule, including talks such as “Historian Rose MacGreagor will reveal The Secret Science of the Ancients.”

The genius of TEDxSummerisle lies in its dedication to the buzzword-strewn language of TED conferences. Quotes like “Gamification incentivises ritual. And ritual binds healthy communities together” seem completely plausible. Of course, if you’ve ever seen The Wicker Man, you’ll know that Summerisle’s “gamification” of “community ritual” mainly involves putting on animal masks and chasing visitors around the island before burning them alive as a pagan sacrifice. Unfortunately, many of the TEDxSummerisle attendees seemed unaware that the “final community event” of the conference might involve just that. [READ MORE]

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