Tuesday, July 3, 2012

For all the people who, like me, have not seen this week’s episode yet, here is the Teen Wolf drinking game my brother and I invented last night. Drink whenever:

  • Someone takes off their shirt.
  • Jackson is angry for no discernable reason. (DOUBLE if he’s angrily playing lacrosse by himself.)
  • DOUBLE if any of the above happens outdoors, at night.
  • Derek moonwalks into the shadows.
  • Anyone hits on Danny. 
  • An important scene takes place in the boys’ locker room. (DOUBLE if it’s at night.) 
  • You see a minor character who is SUPPOSEDLY a highschool student but is clearly a 26-year-old Abercrombie & Fitch model in real life.
  • Derek says “I’M THE ALPHA”.
  • Erica starts talking in Sexy Evil Cliches and you’re like, “oh, honey”.
  • Allison’s mother does something that indicates she’s the worst mother in the history of ever.
  • Lydia is smarter than everyone else in the room.
  • 25-year-old accused murderer Derek Hale is on school property but nobody seems to notice and/or care.

Drink your WHOLE drink if Derek ever has a facial expression that ISN’T a frown or a snarl.

Some additional rules that I rejected on the grounds that you’d be wasted within five minutes: Drink whenever…

  • Lacrosse.
  • Stiles’ mouth is open.
  • Stiles pratfalls. 
  • Stiles is a good mum.
  • Scott says or does something so mindblowingly stupid that you’re almost impressed.
  • There’s usage of cheesy horror movie tropes, ie people wandering around dark buildings at night and using torches/flashlights instead of switching the actual lights on.
  • The Sheriff’s Department and/or the general public are willing to believe some incredibly weak explanation for a crime committed by a supernatural creature, ie an “animal attack”. 
  • There’s a close-up of a woman wearing way too much lipgloss.
  • Anyone Blue Steels directly into the camera.

(Source: anditsdraining)

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